Socrates Johnson
Bass
Socrates's Bio
Born in the Valley of the Sun, Socrates Johnson was known as a person of great wisdom even as a young child. He was taken in by a top secret technological group whose name is and will always be classified. He integrated his unique philosophical theories with top secret inventions pushing the limits of what was once thought to be impossible. On a lark he constructed a bass guitar and found that by playing his booming bass lines he could induce a Zen like feeling upon anyone he played for. The funky rock rhythm was so inspiring that a college cheerleading team hired him as their music and rhythm director. Late one night as he prepared the next mornings workout for the girls, they returned home on their bus with a new friend. They then introduced him to their new pet named Animal………
